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# I'm trying to work out if I can fit an eight pint in...
...but I'm running out of milk. :(
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Buy more melks
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)
# I deflated the cow!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)
# reinflate the cow
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Then I'd be milking piss from a slightly smaller cow,
There's gotta be a Gordon Brown gag in there somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:49, archived)
# I am starting to think that he isn't real
and is really just a spitting image puppet
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)
# We thought the same about Thatcher.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)
# she is the 90 year old maid with crabs and popping hips
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)
# hmmmm
grey/ginger groomings.


ooh!

organic dental floss.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)