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# There's much bigger news on the Mail site today, have a look:
www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1195625/Kate-Silverton-puts-foot-live-air-tells-BBC-audience-Ive-size-NINE-feet.html

Possibly the worst newspaper article I have ever read.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)
# "and by the 1940s women were strapping on a three and a half. "


how bizarre..
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)
# I particularly like "‘Not of my big feet,’ Miss Silverton replied, before changing the subject entirely"
Maybe she changed the subject because that's not the news.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)
# I don't like you any more
I followed your link and its made me poorer as a person.

*cries*
*sues*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)
# Don't make me preemptively sue you for something subjective.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)
# In times of non-litigation prepare for litigation.
I see you have adopted an LA Law style of attack.

Very clever.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)
# That's the sort of shit you're now knee-deep in, mate.
I'll sue for 'damages' I think, that's always a good one.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Well I suppose I did crash through your living room window
sat in a shopping trolley with a traffic cone on my head. Some damage may have been caused.

Wait, what are we talking about again?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)
# That's past scraping the barrel, they're digging to fucking Africa.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Breakfast co-host Bill Turnbull did his best to ease his colleague’s embarrassment, explaining: ‘She’s very tall.’
"Fuck off, Bill, you condescending little man," replied Kate.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:52, archived)
# first lol of the whole sorry business
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:00, archived)
# I've no idea who Bill Turnbull is
but i don't like the sound of him one little bit
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:22, archived)
# Kate
Is a great reason for getting up in the morning. She will be mine!

if I lived anywhere near her, had anything in common and could be arsed to do something about it rather than 5 knuckle shuffle from a distance...
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)