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(jimbobaggins, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Ooh... 10Mb broadband for £15 p/month!!

www.b3ta.com/board/9548962
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)
# ten meg my arse
don't get me wrong, it's a decent service but there's no way is it ten meg
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)
# I know.. I have 20 meg ( allegedly)
All false claims, I say!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Sigh
Up to
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived)
# this.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Do you work for an
ISP?

I have 'up to' 20 meg, but the day that speed is ever realised will be the day that I realise that everything I read online is teh truth!

(my $20,000,000 will be in the mail)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)
# I was sighing because the words "up to" had to be included
and dreaming wistfully of a time when I actually had a very fast internet connection.

The future looks so pretty all the way over there in the distance.

(Hang on, if I say i do work for an ISP do I get $20,000,000?)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Sadly no..
I'm not sad with my connection speed, but understand why others are.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Everybody has to send me $20,000,000, it's in the rules.
I accept cheques, all major credit cards, paypal and suitcases full of cash.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)
# You have to send out emails that extend the gratitude of god,
To qualify for that.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)
# Oh well if its the rules ...
I guess you'll be wanting my bank deta ... HEY! WAIT A MINUTE!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:45, archived)
# I used to work for virgin media
and yeah it should say (up to) 10 meg
edit : translates to 1 meg and probably capped but in a less mean way and god help you all when digital Brittne comes to town spell check suggestions on this are shit. i am frunk again
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)
# U R WIV DE BEER ANGLES NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)
# :D
askfrunk1

terribly quik and dirty and a bit drinked
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:53, archived)
# :D
Not necessarily the correct answer but certainly AN answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:58, archived)
# I know the ultimate answer!
to any question!
the answer is.... "I don't know"
(only, it falls on its arse if you ask me if I exist)
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:28, archived)
# There's much bigger news on the Mail site today, have a look:
www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1195625/Kate-Silverton-puts-foot-live-air-tells-BBC-audience-Ive-size-NINE-feet.html

Possibly the worst newspaper article I have ever read.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)
# "and by the 1940s women were strapping on a three and a half. "


how bizarre..
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)
# I particularly like "‘Not of my big feet,’ Miss Silverton replied, before changing the subject entirely"
Maybe she changed the subject because that's not the news.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)
# I don't like you any more
I followed your link and its made me poorer as a person.

*cries*
*sues*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)
# Don't make me preemptively sue you for something subjective.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)
# In times of non-litigation prepare for litigation.
I see you have adopted an LA Law style of attack.

Very clever.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)
# That's the sort of shit you're now knee-deep in, mate.
I'll sue for 'damages' I think, that's always a good one.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Well I suppose I did crash through your living room window
sat in a shopping trolley with a traffic cone on my head. Some damage may have been caused.

Wait, what are we talking about again?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)
# That's past scraping the barrel, they're digging to fucking Africa.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Breakfast co-host Bill Turnbull did his best to ease his colleague’s embarrassment, explaining: ‘She’s very tall.’
"Fuck off, Bill, you condescending little man," replied Kate.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:52, archived)
# first lol of the whole sorry business
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:00, archived)
# I've no idea who Bill Turnbull is
but i don't like the sound of him one little bit
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:22, archived)
# Kate
Is a great reason for getting up in the morning. She will be mine!

if I lived anywhere near her, had anything in common and could be arsed to do something about it rather than 5 knuckle shuffle from a distance...
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)