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# ok technically i never posted this one because it was a different size
tribute_squirrel

but yeah this was my answer to the whole 5 frames a second thing
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:25, archived)
# wat
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:25, archived)
# ahhh your awake too then
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:27, archived)
# I gotta go piss
I should have opened a twitter account i recon i would be good at letting everyone know i was going for a piss.
and that im thinking i should have gone for a piss before typing this ... and then some macho instinct kicks in and im thinking
you know what i can type allot more before i piss all over my chair

yeah im not some jonny come lately with his crazy ideas of pissing in a modern toiled i want a virtual toilet oh shit yeah brb
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:35, archived)
# crikey!!!! should I alert the media?!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:40, archived)
# pfft
umm no they are "alert" enough im going a bit Baluchi ... sp

anyway ive had a piss now was considering I should have eaten more today, im losing the will to drink

edit : refills glass


lady die thats it the media guilt about them being cunts to someone fuels them to be "super nice" when they peg it I think deep down
even the drones that recycle the shit around feel guilty about the false "extreme terror/remorse that is being extruded ...
man i love spell checker... anyway yea I think the idea is the target audience are being hermoganized ... no spell checker cant handle that
one ok uhmm i lost track of what i was saying but generally its like the machine will eat itself that the tabloids are being controlled by ratings
that they themselves set but which they fule so making a world where the extremes of outrage are middle ground. or perhaps humanity is
headed towards the barbarism that destroyed the roman empire. oh shit im sobering up. this is the worst stage.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:44, archived)
# phew no idea what that means
im still shitfaced
*wipes brow*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:56, archived)
# shut up jamnog
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:57, archived)
#
.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 4:01, archived)
# ZOMG
-=-=-=-=-ANNOUNCEMENT-=-=-=-=-
Michael jackson is dead! He was rushed to....

*carries on playing Half Life 2*
"pok! pok! pok! beeeBEEEEP!"
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 4:20, archived)
# something to do with 8 year old nuts???
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:28, archived)
# HEH THAT IS A HILARIOUS JOKE I'M SURE GLAD PEOPLE KEEP TELLING IT TO ME OVER AND OVER
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:29, archived)
# TELL ME AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:29, archived)
# There's a whale in the Thames!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:31, archived)
# ...
sorry

I really am going to zzzzzzzzzleeeeeep now

night all
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:34, archived)
# there's a whale in your bed
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:36, archived)
# hmmm yes.
i know what you're saying. i'm bored as fuck with it all too.
by way of apology have this really badly/ironic placed piece of advertising i just found.


(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:33, archived)
# haha i wasnt having a go at you
i just know everyone i meet is going to tell me that joke, though. not that jokes ever land right with me anyway :(

guys i need a plumber there's an italian stuck in the tubes
(lol it's mario)
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:35, archived)
# cool, i did think it was hilarious and immediately thought of mario when i first saw it.
god help us all as far as jacko jokes are concerned though. I have been texted about 15 already. got really bored on /board yesterday too. makes me kind of want the middle east to have nuclear capabilities so there is something different being announced on the news.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:35, archived)
# i love you
more than i love fish fingers

and thats not some sort of code before anyone goes all weird on me

i really like cod sticks

also thats not some sort of code before ... its bloody cyclic this
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:40, archived)
# Awww, you are so kind.
I like the squirrel jokes. I should get around to
making more sausage ones. Only have four or five.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:48, archived)
# I think themes are good for the soul
personally the quality of your work is an inspiration
I know your name, even when im shit faced i recognize it

thats a fucking impressive sign of quality!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 4:00, archived)
# poo!
poo.

I like saying poo.

I like to draw on walls with poo.

smearing poo!

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

what's?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 4:23, archived)
# there is a board regular who despises the use of the word 'poo' by adults
this person is cringing right now, you poo poo head!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 4:28, archived)
# is there?
poo.

poo.
edit: instead should I say "greasy spiced up bumshits" ?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 4:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Needs more tits

This picture is as old as my b3tan existence, and now, it finally gets compoed.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 4:44, archived)
# This is
quite possibly the scariest thing I have ever seen.
(Oobla, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)