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# ahhh your awake too then
(, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:27, archived)
# I gotta go piss
I should have opened a twitter account i recon i would be good at letting everyone know i was going for a piss.
and that im thinking i should have gone for a piss before typing this ... and then some macho instinct kicks in and im thinking
you know what i can type allot more before i piss all over my chair

yeah im not some jonny come lately with his crazy ideas of pissing in a modern toiled i want a virtual toilet oh shit yeah brb
(, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:35, archived)
# crikey!!!! should I alert the media?!?!?!
(, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:40, archived)
# pfft
umm no they are "alert" enough im going a bit Baluchi ... sp

anyway ive had a piss now was considering I should have eaten more today, im losing the will to drink

edit : refills glass


lady die thats it the media guilt about them being cunts to someone fuels them to be "super nice" when they peg it I think deep down
even the drones that recycle the shit around feel guilty about the false "extreme terror/remorse that is being extruded ...
man i love spell checker... anyway yea I think the idea is the target audience are being hermoganized ... no spell checker cant handle that
one ok uhmm i lost track of what i was saying but generally its like the machine will eat itself that the tabloids are being controlled by ratings
that they themselves set but which they fule so making a world where the extremes of outrage are middle ground. or perhaps humanity is
headed towards the barbarism that destroyed the roman empire. oh shit im sobering up. this is the worst stage.
(, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:44, archived)
# phew no idea what that means
im still shitfaced
*wipes brow*
(, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:56, archived)
# shut up jamnog
(, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:57, archived)
#
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(, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 4:01, archived)
# ZOMG
-=-=-=-=-ANNOUNCEMENT-=-=-=-=-
Michael jackson is dead! He was rushed to....

*carries on playing Half Life 2*
"pok! pok! pok! beeeBEEEEP!"
(, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 4:20, archived)