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# it's just not been as good since Elvis retired.
he did the best damn batter this side of Antarctica.
(, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)
# He did indeed, until the incident
(, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)
# could have happened to anybody,
but it had to happen to him.
(, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Fat man starts sweating fat near a deep fat fryer, he going to go up in flames at some point
(, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)
# it was the tassles that did it,
and the quiff was becoming a hazard as well.
(, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)
# All that lard in the quiff didn't help
Good job he wasn't to badly burnt
(, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)