when I used to get teflon pieces in food I pretended it was black pepper

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:40, archived)

Acts as a fibre substitute, too.
Super-clean colon on the way out...
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:41, archived)