*tries to restore silliness equilibrium*

( Joe Scaramanga God! Loves fags!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:34, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I love you


*goes off to paint copydex on my hand and peel it off in front of girls*
( HappyToast the soft and the black and the velvety, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:34, archived)

hahah copydex
I remember that, it'd stick cardboard to paper for 6 hours, then fall off
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:39, archived)

oh god, i could go for some PVA peeling action right now
i haven't felt the joy of removing a sheet of pva from my fingers for years
( spacefish MGT +1, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:39, archived)

try using wide gap filler instead
the joy of peeling it off goes away after a few days of trying
( Griffy Savalas is apparently Turkish, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:40, archived)

finger anus
( Evilscary really misses b3ta :(, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:41, archived)

golden gum bum

( spacefish MGT +1, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:55, archived)

*blushes*
having a soon-to-be-Mrs Scaramanga whos a teacher we have an endless supply of PVA and pritt-sticks.

Yay!
( Joe Scaramanga God! Loves fags!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:40, archived)

are you guys doing the deed?

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:43, archived)

Next June...
it's booked now so I can't get out of it
( Joe Scaramanga God! Loves fags!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:46, archived)

oo congrats

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:46, archived)

ta...
its only so i can get my grubby paws on her pension.

well, that and the fact that she's ace.

Which reminds me, she quoted Halloween at me last night!
I was very impressed
( Joe Scaramanga God! Loves fags!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:48, archived)

hahahahahaha
I remember that stuff

it stuck nothing to nothing
( Griffy Savalas is apparently Turkish, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:35, archived)

:D

( HappyToast the soft and the black and the velvety, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:35, archived)

shittest glue ever
in fact shit actually sticks to more things
( Griffy Savalas is apparently Turkish, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:38, archived)

haha
yeah it was like teflon
( gravytrain, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:36, archived)

But how do they make the teflon stick to whatever it's applied to?
Is it SCIENCE or black magic?
( Maximinimus is no longer homeless, YAY, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:37, archived)

I'm going with SCIENCE
I can't imagine they use dark chocolates
( Griffy Savalas is apparently Turkish, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:38, archived)

Black magic.
The metal of the pan is scoured with sulphuric acid to make it rough. The teflon gets some purchase on that - but if you use metal rather than wooden spoons &c on a teflon pan, you'll scrape off the coating which, being non-stick, isn't all that well stuck.
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:39, archived)

when I used to get teflon pieces in food I pretended it was black pepper

( Griffy Savalas is apparently Turkish, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:40, archived)

Acts as a fibre substitute, too.
Super-clean colon on the way out...
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:41, archived)

That sounds like SCIENCE rather than black magic though.
Unless alchemy is considered black magic.
( Maximinimus is no longer homeless, YAY, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:41, archived)

I get science and magic confused.
Damn my humanities education.
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:47, archived)

you seem unusually well informed
i think you're trying to put us off the real teflon consipracy

ADMIT IT NOW
( gravytrain, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:43, archived)

*dons tinfoil hat*
*removes tinfoil hat*
*replaces it with teflon hat*


*sobs as teflon hat slides off head*
*takes consolation in the gracefulness of the slide*

6. ????
7. Profit
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:46, archived)

you had to open up the spreader cap with a scissors or a knife

( Griffy Savalas is apparently Turkish, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:37, archived)

a scissors?
You are welsh aicmfp!
(gtfomh, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)

what? yes!
how on earth does that give it away?
( Griffy Savalas is apparently Turkish, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)

It was great
for peeling off the dry bits
and fuck all else
( Joe Scaramanga God! Loves fags!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:37, archived)

hahahaha!
now where's my frying pan?
( spacefish MGT +1, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:35, archived)

Alan Sugar's shitting it

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:36, archived)

YOU'RE FRIED!

( spacefish MGT +1, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:37, archived)

More importantly, where's the plane?

( The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:39, archived)

what year is this?
who is the president?
( spacefish MGT +1, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:40, archived)

Continuing a discussion that I wasn't involved in...
Miranda looks a lot like python actually. List comprehensions, for example. I guess it was one of the languages that it was based on

I do like the syntax of [2...] for the lazy infinite list starting with 2, though.
( The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:48, archived)

mmm
haskell is a good language for that. i've got a little virtual universe (currently comprising of a solar system of doughnuts, but it's getting there) written using haskell and opengl bindings. you can define algorithmic sets and pick the ones that you're interested in (algorithmically defined bsps for instance). the concepts still make my head spin
( spacefish MGT +1, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:01, archived)

hahahaha
hahahahaha

*adds to list of favourite b3ta things*
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:35, archived)

Not again, Joe...

( Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:35, archived)

I can't help it
the friday feeling makes me shameless
( Joe Scaramanga God! Loves fags!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:47, archived)

Hooray. You mended the board.
hahhaha
( Captn Hood-Butter makes Mel Gibson look like a fucking saint, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:36, archived)

Pfft

( Maximinimus is no longer homeless, YAY, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:36, archived)

yay
tasty foods!
( fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:36, archived)

Worst glue in the world is not foods

( Maximinimus is no longer homeless, YAY, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:37, archived)

lip gloss of silence

( fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:40, archived)

:D

( fannycradock, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:45, archived)

Ace!!!
*Click* :)
( Ninj Doesn't drink responsibly, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:40, archived)

Arfage!
Of course the truly ironic thing is that Christopher Lee was Ian Flemming's step brother
( Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:06, archived)

cousin
sorry... Bond geek
( Joe Scaramanga God! Loves fags!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:09, archived)

stepcousin
*runs away*
( finnbar has a secret, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:27, archived)

^+5 pts for being correct

( The Great Architect : drinker of Gay Tea™, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 12:42, archived)

Nostalgia points
+5
( Wembley, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:11, archived)

NAH...........
THAT'S nostalgia...........
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spangles
(Jabberwoc Beanpod, anyone?! www.Beanpods.co.uk, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:57, archived)

Oh, this is ace!

( enceladus, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:39, archived)

haha!
Woo!
( Grampa, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:58, archived)

ok, i'm afraid i'm gonna have to do this:
RIS

who is he?
why is shit glue relevant?

surely i'm not the only one?
( Spunky McPunk www.punkscene.co.uk, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 8:23, archived)

No
I'm even more confused than I usually am.
(NiceButDim it wasn't me, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:59, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francisco_Scaramanga
( finnbar has a secret, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:28, archived)

good stuff, got a giggle here :)

( The Great Architect : drinker of Gay Tea™, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:09, archived)