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edit - might as well put this in th compo



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(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:17, archived)
# nice effect on the banner there now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Ta
by the way - anyone having trouble loadingthings on b3tards? I keep getting error messages??
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:28, archived)
# yes everyone
gaz robtoo

everyone else has!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Yea I did last night
ah well - cr3ation seems good
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:35, archived)
# tinypic has also been suggested
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:41, archived)
# looks like our compo softened Nick Griffin up a bit
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8141069.stm

he suggests throwing them a life-raft. He wouldn't have done that before.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:50, archived)
# indeed
he used to say "cover them in wank and shit - then sink them"
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:57, archived)
# what a wonderful man he is
i'd love him to be bum-raped by a black communist
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:58, archived)
# Ah! Inspiration!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:09, archived)
# ted, i'm hugely confused
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# This is small...
..those are far away
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:29, archived)
# will you have a cup of tea, father?
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# gwan gwan gwan gwan..........
GWAN!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:35, archived)
# DRINK!
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# Feck
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:40, archived)
# ARSE!
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# girls
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:48, archived)
# I LOVE MY BRICK
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:51, archived)
# DON'T CALL ME LEN, YOU LITTLE SHIT!
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# 13 AND A HALF STONES?
well done!

I have no idea what you started with, but fuckinell that's some dieting.

that's 86Kg for the Euroviewers and 189 pounds for the Yankeefolk

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:55, archived)
# i cheated :)
i started off looking like a combination of dawn french and rosie o'donnel, except without the evil.
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# ahh
jubilee clip job was it? Well hey - it works
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:57, archived)
# a bit more drastic
i had the bypass. it's permanent
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:05, archived)
# well you gotta build bypasses
doesn't that mean you will eventually disappear to nothing?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:06, archived)
# no, my weight will level out eventually
then i get a tummy tuck, which will get rid of about a stone and a half of loose skin
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#
what did you start with?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:14, archived)
# almost 30
after many years of illness and being stuck in bed
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:18, archived)
# wow
well good going Smash.

You are lighter than me now!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:32, archived)
# yay!
i love being thinner than people, it activates my smug gland :)
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# 14st.
She's now a wee little bebbeh!
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:32, archived)
# waaaaahh!
*sucks thumb*
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# Edwina Curry want to snuffle your fanny
Hello lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:34, archived)
# hello :)
are you watching bargain hunt famous finds, by any chance?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:37, archived)
# yes i am, when do they find someone famous?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:38, archived)
# i don't know
michael winner was on cash in the attic today, he's a miserable cunt
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# no, just a right cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:39, archived)
# he got almost 3 times what he asked for
but he was still saying it wasn't enough. i'd love to rip his smug fucking face off and feed it to rabid weasels.
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# fuck him in the arse with a sandpaper strap on
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:45, archived)
# he'd enjoy that too much
then again, so would i ;)
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# O_O
is that the key to weightloss?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:57, archived)
# more sex means more calorie burning
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# but sandpaper?
in the arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:07, archived)
# the ultimate cure for piles
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# He keeps on calling them gold, when they are orange, he is a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:44, archived)
# In fact the whole episode seems to be cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:46, archived)
# of course they are
they're politicians. and orange is not gold, or fruits would be much more expensive
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# If you were Monkeon then you could put your own work on the front page.
I think this is good. Also, *Rabble rabble rabble*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)
# changes name to Monkeon :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Signs of the times . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:30, archived)
# haha
i'm actually watching some father ted now.

father hairy cakeliner?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Hey Candles
Happy B3TA day!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:30, archived)
# thankyou :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:56, archived)
# bloody hell, not another one!
the place is going to go up in flames!

happy candle day ;)
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# and thankyou too
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:56, archived)
# the passion of st tibulus
excellent choice of sorce photo
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:45, archived)
# :-)
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Hahaha
Great episode, that.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:46, archived)
# agreed...
..the Christmas special is still my favourite though
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)
# I haven't seen many
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:57, archived)
# watch them watch them all
better than a Wii :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:00, archived)
# I bought Metallica Guitar Hero.
It's like regular Guitar Hero but fucking METALLICA
I'll watch some when I'm done with FUCKING METALLICA
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:08, archived)