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# In 1429, The Dutch Inventor Mediocre
invented Spoons.

'I am shit at the guitar and the piano, so I invented the spoons so I had an instrument I could play. Next time, I will tell you about the time I invented television aerials....' said the psychotic dutchman.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 8:59, archived)
# I remember that one

It was right before I invented soup. Music and food were never before in such harmony.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:01, archived)
# Yeah, I know the year started well,
and you really did some good work, but let us not forget that later on in the year things really took a turn for the worse.

A fatal turn....
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:03, archived)