Dude, imagine if there were some ducks. Just like some ducks right here.
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Thu 20 Aug 2009, 3:43,
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I am one of those people
I got attacked by a duck in a zoo one time, it was horrible
At first I just stood there laughing as it bit my legs but then it actually got me a couple of good ones. For a split second I was torn between wanting to pick it up to throw it back in the pond and the realisation that I was in a zoo filled with children.
One of the keepers noticed and took the duck away. The end.
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Thu 20 Aug 2009, 3:48,
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At first I just stood there laughing as it bit my legs but then it actually got me a couple of good ones. For a split second I was torn between wanting to pick it up to throw it back in the pond and the realisation that I was in a zoo filled with children.
One of the keepers noticed and took the duck away. The end.
Ok
when I was very young my mum took me to a childrens' zoo where you could go in with the animals. A goat started to chew on my coat and I got really upset about it. I couldn't understand why it would be so rude.
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Thu 20 Aug 2009, 3:50,
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PLEASE GUYS SOMEONE COMMENT ON MY STORY
I'M NOT SAYING THIS IN AN ATTENTION-SEEKING WAY
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Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:14,
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seriously if you didn't expect a goat to be rude then i don't know how to help you
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Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:42,
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You're not on its approved food list.
Once they get a taste of humans they are never the same after.
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Thu 20 Aug 2009, 3:51,
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Do you have a scroll wheel on your mouse?
If so, try using that.
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Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:03,
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Art. Literature. Entertainment.
I saw shada mention this earlier so I spent some time figuring out what it was about.
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Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:08,
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My mouse is cordless so it gets a little bit finnicky when I try to use it for websites
it's great for word processing though
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Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:11,
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What kind of words is it good with?
Reason I'm asking, I'm thinking of writing a romance novel and I want to make sure my mouse is compatible.
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Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:12,
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I don't think i've tried it on a romance set of words
I mainly do comedy and sci fi.
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Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:38,
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When we were kids my friend had a mean ass pet duck that used to run after us and bite us
apparently it was some kind of weird sex thing.
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Thu 20 Aug 2009, 3:56,
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GC but worth repeating
www.guardian.co.uk/education/2005/mar/08/highereducation.research
WARNING: MANY WORDS
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Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:02,
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WARNING: MANY WORDS
oh man
I remember when I first saw this on fortean times shortly before I joined b3ta
I emailed it to everyone and I was the king of the office.
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Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:09,
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I emailed it to everyone and I was the king of the office.
I used to buy fortean times
back when it was the best way to find stories like that. I think the internet has pretty much killed it off.
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Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:11,
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