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[challenge entry] the wily and deadly sausage snake takes unsuspecting diners by surprise

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(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Hes only angry..
cause you killed his mate!
(JakeyD, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:40, archived)
# he was getting ready to
give it a violent sexing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:42, archived)
# And that warranted getting stabbed up?!
Hello Miss Monkey, I likes your sausage pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:48, archived)
# ho there, good bucket!
it's amazing what can be done with a humble banger, no?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Ah, the pangs of disappointed sausage-love,
how keenly they cut.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:49, archived)
# all too true
he's just come out of a doomed relationship with a gherkin, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Quiet and cunning, Serpensia Sausagius waits for the perfect moment to strike.
Well done sir. Click for you.
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:44, archived)
# thankee
although i'm not a sir.
no, not a sirpent, either.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Terribly Sorry Ma'am.
I tend not to troll people's profiles....
It gives off the wrong impressions xD

Snakius Sausagis? (I don't know, I dropped Biology before mystical A-Levels).
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:55, archived)
# this is the internets
pandering and stalking are where it's at ;)

i don't know his scientific name, i just call him george.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:57, archived)
# ORLY?
The interwebs have been lying to me then.

Aww. "hey george! you cute littl-*GLARK*"
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:12, archived)
# and george claims another victim
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:16, archived)
# hahaha! the perfect way to commit murder at a party!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:58, archived)
# sausage roulette is much classier than cyanide in the trifle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:01, archived)
# I always prefer giving the Punch a little extra "kick"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:04, archived)
# me too
although i prefer to add vodka
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Read that as willy and . . .
must have been the look on his . . . well . . . you know . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:32, archived)