Have another bar joke!So this string walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't see many strings in here." The string says "I'll bet anyone a hundred bucks I can grant three wishes to the next person who walks through that door!" The bartender stands up and says "See that hooker over there? If you recite the Carmina Burana from memory that hooker will take you home and make love to you all night."
The string tosses back a gin and tonic and says "Moo."
(The string tosses back a gin and tonic and says "Moo."
discomeats This canoe,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 1:38,
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You're really quite odd, aren't you?
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 1:55,
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You can't beat a good bar jokeOkay, so a blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey. Why don't you get up on the bar and do the Hokey-Pokey?" The blonde says "I'd love to do anything you want, as many times as you want." A monkey pounds on the bar and yells "I'm gonna do the mattress Macarena with you all night long!"
The blonde holds the monkey over her tequila shot and yells "Spit it out you bastard!"
(The blonde holds the monkey over her tequila shot and yells "Spit it out you bastard!"
discomeats This canoe,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 1:59,
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