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[challenge entry] Obligatory Friday night post
mod: obligatory sunday morning linking

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(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 2:45, archived)
# There was no such obligation implied or stated.

Just link it, or better replace it with a kitten joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 2:58, archived)
# B&
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 2:59, archived)
#
I don't know, but something about me hurts when I look at her ass and see that cellulite.
(Capitulate, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 3:12, archived)
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(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! elbow, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 3:14, archived)
# O_O

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 3:18, archived)
# ...
fuck.eu.mn/
(halfcut, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 3:22, archived)
# website is under review
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 4:47, archived)
# .
Aw nuts. Must have been a traffic spike or sommat- was working when I posted it. Twas a random insult generator.
EDIT: it's there again.
(halfcut, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 5:02, archived)
# "Hey, check out b3ta", I thought.
"Maybe there will be some really funny pictures tonight", I thought.

"I should just kill myself now", I'm thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 3:25, archived)
# employees must wash hands afterwards...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 3:25, archived)
# >:(


EDIT: Also how exactly is this a Friday night post?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 13 Sep 2009, 3:46, archived)
# hahahah
ace
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 3:48, archived)
# phwoar her arse looks like a squashed orange
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 13 Sep 2009, 3:47, archived)
# Okay I'm the only one here barking laughter at my computer, inhaling and barking more.
Maybe because it's soooooo not b3ta, though it might be her expression.

Plus I like the word yay.

Plus I've had a few but not so many that I've lost a day, I've had a lovely Saturday, thank you.

But mostly because it was an unexpected sight on this site, I suppose.

Thanks, best of luck.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 4:59, archived)