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# I would like to feed him some . . . some . . . hummmmn . . . I just want to feed him !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:33, archived)
# I would like to insert him into my anus for purposes of sexual gratification

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:36, archived)
# make sure you tie string to his ankle
saves that embarrassing trip to casualty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:37, archived)
# There speaks the voice of experience.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:38, archived)
# *looks shifty*
what? no! it's just...erm....common sense! yeah! that's it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Oh I see.
You just walk like that naturally.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:46, archived)
# yes
it's no my fault my knees are on backwards
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:47, archived)
# There there, owlster.
At least someone wants to be nice to you. *sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:37, archived)