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# He just wants to be friends!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Well, he's going into the frying pan, like everything else

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Noooooooo! How could you?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Bit of garlic, some onions
maybe some pepper
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:34, archived)
#
In 2009 the Dutch inventor Mediocre looked pitilessly into the trusting eyes of the furry, trembling creature before him. Not a morsel of pity entered his black, withered heart, as he cruelly bashed the innocent creature's head in, and threw it in the frying pan as its little broken body continued to twitch. He tossed it a few times, then served it to Smash Monkey with a callous grin.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:35, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm, tasty!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:36, archived)
# I've heard about those callous grins
it's kind of like a Moroccan version of a potato dauphinoise.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:38, archived)
# tastes salty
(pdjpdj, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:39, archived)
# i've got friends for him
one is bread, the other is butter
*fires up grill*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:32, archived)
# I would like to feed him some . . . some . . . hummmmn . . . I just want to feed him !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:33, archived)
# I would like to insert him into my anus for purposes of sexual gratification

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:36, archived)
# make sure you tie string to his ankle
saves that embarrassing trip to casualty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:37, archived)
# There speaks the voice of experience.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:38, archived)
# *looks shifty*
what? no! it's just...erm....common sense! yeah! that's it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Oh I see.
You just walk like that naturally.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:46, archived)
# yes
it's no my fault my knees are on backwards
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:47, archived)
# There there, owlster.
At least someone wants to be nice to you. *sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Great expression!... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Those creatures are so cute!
www.spandrill.co.uk/owlets.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:41, archived)
# ha ha.....awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Happy Candlemass Mr Tomic
(and although I don't always comment I like your work.)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Thanks...i had my party earlier...
...it was fun!!! (i don't need comments...just smiles!)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:51, archived)
# i'm not sure if i said this last night or not
but, if i didn't, MERRY CANDLEDAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Thank you dearest...
...stop trying to have sex with me though!... ;D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:53, archived)
# He is lovely
Of course we can be friends!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Awww!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:43, archived)
# *snuggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:46, archived)
# *nibbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Gadzooks!
I know that source image.

ME loves owls
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:44, archived)