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# Instead of doing the sign of the cross .........
you would have to shake violently and go 'ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ'
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 17:35, archived)
# That would be BRILLIANT!
That's make me go to church!
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 17:38, archived)
# You could kneel at the front
and they'd put a wet sponge and a tin hat on your head.

Every Sunday all the lights in the village would dim.

It'd be aces.
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Breakaway sects would cause controversy
by letting their children stick fingers in modified plug sockets.
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 18:16, archived)