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[challenge entry] Stella artois its biblical

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(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 19:27, archived)
# It's?
Or its biblical what?
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 19:35, archived)
# My money is on
its biblical capacity to exacerbate domestic violence
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Don't make me put my white vest on!
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 19:41, archived)
# Don't make me burn the dinner
and fuck the neighbour's son, who also happens to be my nephew!
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 19:48, archived)
# I'll Stella Artois your biblicals!
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Needs more beaten Mary Magdalene.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 19:40, archived)
[challenge entry] all fine and dandy until you have to talk to god on the big white phone
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Have my new response:
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 19:56, archived)
# why thank you
exquisite needle action there, sir
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Can
mine go up to 11 please?
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 20:32, archived)
# love it
:))
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 22:01, archived)