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[challenge entry] fly jebus fly

From the Modernise the Bible challenge. See all 404 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:25, archived)
# *writes to local MP regarding flight path of Jebuses passing over my house*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Jesus can't fly because he's not a helicopter.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:28, archived)
# he's a holycopter!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Grrooaaaan!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:32, archived)
# aarrgrhhh!!! SSSPPPAAANNNGGGG!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:38, archived)
# jebus can do whatever the hell he wants
his dad did create the laws of physics
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:34, archived)
# ^ lol
honestly..there is no god
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:35, archived)
# If there's no god then how do you explain chocolate hobnobs?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:46, archived)
# And bananas.
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# Ah yes, that theory.
I remember those guys.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:00, archived)
# THE ATHEIST'S NIGHTMARE! :-o
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# They're proof that if there is a god, he hates us
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:47, archived)
# SACRILEGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:48, archived)
# ...an' I was like WHA'EVER
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:50, archived)
# God can fuck right off
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Yeah,
with his fucking "Holier than thou" attitude..
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:58, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Yeah, but even he doesn't know them all
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Epic
*glee*
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:23, archived)
# haha
God is exempt from the laws of physics though - they're just for us

"Hmm, I'm bored, what petty obstacles can I invent for my human minions now? I know - PHYSICS!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:36, archived)
# But that means he can't be all powerful,
if there is anyone, himself included, who can defy a rule that he made. If his rules don't apply to him, then his power is limited to everyone who isn't God, and thus the very fact that they have a limit at all proves he is not omnipotent.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Errrrrr, ok
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Well it made sense to me.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:01, archived)
# ahh but if he is the only one who can break those rules
then he is more powerfull than himself.

my conclusion is that there are an infinate ammount of gods who all claim they are the only god.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:47, archived)
# So say some. I disagree, but that's another topic for another time and place.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Newon created the laws of physics.
before that things were just floating around and everything weighed the same.

Good times.
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# Ah, the Corina nebula,
best of all the star forming regions.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:40, archived)