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# so the egg came before god...what produced god?
*theorizes*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Produced by the expanding minds of animals
that did not have the necessary information to fathom their universe.

Perpetuated by those who gain from the belief of others that fear the meaningless universe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Do idiots lay eggs?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:51, archived)
# you ever met a clever chicken?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:51, archived)
# I can't speak chicken so I can't say they aren't
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:55, archived)
# egg was
produced by a genetically similar creature as all new species are mutations... unless you believe that god created everything from nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Protochicken laid the egg that became 'chicken'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:53, archived)
# exactly!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:08, archived)
# I know, I'm just a bit joking
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:57, archived)
# it was a good yoke
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:09, archived)
# until you consider time travel
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:00, archived)
# what a can of worms
not counting books time travel is only possible if you go forward in time, or are a black light particle...
or can survive a worm hole.
or have more energy than is present in the universe as we know it.

edit : or have discovered something I was unaware of (such as a time machine)
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:13, archived)
# I set my watch wrong so I turn up early for things
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:20, archived)