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(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:40, archived)
# hahahahah! good lordy - I think that's a winner!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Col. Sanders?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:41, archived)
# woo :)

he's still a cunt though
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:41, archived)
# heheh
beware of teh god
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:42, archived)
# noon ninj
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Noon sir
...and thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Your very welcome
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Oh Ninj!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:42, archived)
# *steps out of the shower*
... it was all a dream!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Prof!
Wotcha!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:05, archived)
# *huggles*
sorry it took 10 minutes to post that - the focus group who put my posts together were on a fag break
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Arf!
*joins focus group*
....Bluurrrrry.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:52, archived)
# haha
the hair!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:42, archived)
# hahah
love it, but wouldn't buy it in teh shopz.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:43, archived)
# god has a very big tooth :D
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:43, archived)
# I think Mr Men are Oviparous
therefore it must be an egg tooth

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egg_tooth
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:44, archived)
# so the egg came before god...what produced god?
*theorizes*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Produced by the expanding minds of animals
that did not have the necessary information to fathom their universe.

Perpetuated by those who gain from the belief of others that fear the meaningless universe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Do idiots lay eggs?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:51, archived)
# you ever met a clever chicken?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:51, archived)
# I can't speak chicken so I can't say they aren't
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:55, archived)
# egg was
produced by a genetically similar creature as all new species are mutations... unless you believe that god created everything from nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Protochicken laid the egg that became 'chicken'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:53, archived)
# exactly!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:08, archived)
# I know, I'm just a bit joking
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:57, archived)
# it was a good yoke
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:09, archived)
# until you consider time travel
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:00, archived)
# what a can of worms
not counting books time travel is only possible if you go forward in time, or are a black light particle...
or can survive a worm hole.
or have more energy than is present in the universe as we know it.

edit : or have discovered something I was unaware of (such as a time machine)
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:13, archived)
# I set my watch wrong so I turn up early for things
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Fantastic! Nicely done Ninj!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Thanks matey!
Head ok now? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:45, archived)
# hahaha
WE DO CREATION RIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:50, archived)
# But... God is Morgan Freeman!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Hahaha, nice
But isn't that "Mr. Fictional"?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Heheheheh...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:55, archived)