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[challenge entry] Last of the Morning Wine.


Something about not crossing the streams blah blah blah, two of em is Ghosts see?

Inspired by the classic Tom Fun...

From the Reborn as Porn challenge. See all 562 entries (closed)

(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:09, archived)
#
Wow that looks shit.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:09, archived)
# ^ This ^
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Self criticism
I like it...
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Wanna buy a toothbrush ?
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:12, archived)
# yes please
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:32, archived)
# They're disposable !
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:34, archived)
# O_O
Kinell.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Kicking pigeons, kicking pigeons in the park.
I'm singing along to they funky beatz.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:25, archived)
# sponge?
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:34, archived)
# sponge.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Nope dont geddit
how about Ordinary Peepholes? Or Die Hard? Sure Wank Redemption? Pulp Friction? Raiders of the Lost Arse? Lord of the Rings - Twin Towers double penetration

(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:26, archived)
# do you work in a porn theatre?
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:27, archived)
# No
but I have applied for any openings
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:29, archived)
# mmmm
Forest hump? Saving Privates for Ryan? Das Booty? The great dick taker? The great arse scape

I should make porn films for a living

(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:37, archived)
# yes you should
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:42, archived)
# writing porn films has got to be so soul destroying though
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:43, archived)
#
Tom fun: ...when i was passing my morning wine...

Did you pass any morning toffee Tom?
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:39, archived)
# I love the smell
of cream cakes in the morning.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:30, archived)
# piss recorders, gromit?
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:31, archived)
# ee, grand, lad.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:32, archived)