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# Ha!
I wish I could spunk all the way to Birmingham!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:54, archived)
# Best superpower ever.
You could wear a cape and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:58, archived)
# I dunno,
I wouldn't wanna burst a hole in the cape if a breeze caught it on the vinegar strokes....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:09, archived)
# Fair point.
Maybe just a cool mask like Batman then.

You'd need a superhero name too.
Something like 'Captain Jizzesfuckingmiles' only less shit.
And maybe a masked sidekick who follows you round with a box of tissues.
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:14, archived)
# I shall call myself:
SPUNKTOBRUMAN!

I am totally gonna make him an outfit now and everything!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:16, archived)
# But that implies you can only spunk to Brum, no matter where on the planet you are. Possibly even if you're in space.
How would that help you fight crime?
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:18, archived)