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# THIS IS FUCKING ACE
*Immediately buys up the film rights*
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:40, archived)
# I just scrolled down after posting and noticed
the whole mindpiss scenario :D

JIZZ IN SPACE!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:41, archived)
# I am just picturing a big seething mass of jizz in zero gravity
DON'T GET IT IN YOUR EYES, SPACE MAN
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:43, archived)
# I'm sure it would all find it's way safely into Adrian Chiles's face.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:44, archived)
# They have very tiny jet engines,
Jizz to Brum mans spermses.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:45, archived)
# I am still dubious as to the impact all of this will have on crime.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:00, archived)
# Are you implying that there are no crimes in Birmingham?
He could spunk in someone's eye all the way from Sao Tome and Principe just as they were running out of some bank doors after robbing it?

He could vinegar stroke into a rapists eye just as they are pulling their pants down whilst he is holidaying in the Central African Republic?

The possibilities are endless*



*endless finite
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:04, archived)
# Also, he could save the lives of people
who are choking by lubing their throats with his LONG RANGE SPUNKILES!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:05, archived)
# It would almost be funnier if he fought crime and saved lives by jizzing into people's eyes / mouths but had no super powers.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:55, archived)