It could also have porn on it to help him to jizz.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:54,
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Jizz to Brum Man doesn't need porn.He once saw the shower scene in Porky's and can now spunk on cue just by thinking about it....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:57,
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Oh, and you know how like all superheroes become superheroesbecause they are avenging someones death?
Well he is avenging his mother's death. She was that Scandinavian bird who died from internal bleeding after having sex with a horse....
(Well he is avenging his mother's death. She was that Scandinavian bird who died from internal bleeding after having sex with a horse....
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:59,
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This fails to explain why he is taking out his anger on Adrian Chiles.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:01,
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Well he isn't.I am just imagining how hilarious it would be if he were to take that course of action....
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:05,
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So his nemesis is a horse?That could work, lots of comic book bad guys are based on animals.
Could the horse have a special hat?
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:11,
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No you fool!His nemesis is HOARSE from shouting at his kids when they're naughty. You're totally not getting this right now dude!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:12,
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I'm totally not :-(Maybe I should stop writing my Dan Brown fan fiction and just go to bed.
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:22,
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