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[challenge entry] The idea of him in charge scares me :-(

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(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Psych night?
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:19, archived)
# ;-) you guessed it.
Surpirisingly busy this evening, things have only just gone quiet.

Think I'll make some popcorn.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:20, archived)
# What do you do on psych nights? Besides paint & give folks paracetamol.
Tell me about your job *sits cross legged on floor*
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Well, none of the nurses are medically trained so if patients complain of absoultely anything I get called to see it.
For example, tonight has been mostly coughs and poorly ears.
If a new patient comes in I have to clerk and examine them which takes a couple of hours.
Sometimes people do have real medical problems. I've had to deal with heart attacks, strokes, kidney failure... all sorts of things.
Because we don't have the facilities do deal with that sort of stuff here my job is mainly to identify serious problems and send patients to proper hospital.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:27, archived)
# I see. That's quite interesting. If I get a bit poorly I shall gaz you.
Are Japanese time girls keeping you company tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:29, archived)
# What's the link again?
I need to write it down here. The intranet here is a bit weird, it lets me on /board and /talk but not on search, user profiles or anything else.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Strange. It's
www.bijint.com/en/

Earlier I thought it was new ladies but now Tom's back.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Tom's alright.
It would a pain going out with her though as she has a man's name.
People would undoubtably take the piss.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:36, archived)
# It's my last night of this block tonight.
I may spend it developing a complicated scoring system for all of the women and noting what time they appear in case I want to look at them in the future.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Good idea.
I want some theory for the relationship between blood type and attractiveness on my desk in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:43, archived)
# It's easier when there's two of them.
For example, the last picture told me that blood group B is more attractive than group O
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:44, archived)
# And now I see O is more attractive than A.
Hence A
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:45, archived)
# A > O as well.
O is just for common tramps, really.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Bah, that was supposed to read B>O>A
But it read it as HTML.

DOUBLE BAH, THE NURSES HAVE GIVEN ME A JOB JUST AS MY POPCORN FINISHED POPPING.
It's gonna go cold now :-(

l8rs
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Don't kill anybody.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:51, archived)