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[challenge entry] Ning all!

From the If America Were Still British challenge. See all 482 entries (closed)

(JakeyD, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 8:49, archived)
# hahahah! utterly ace! :D
ningles to you all this fine and brisk morn'!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 8:51, archived)
# Why thank you my good man!
(JakeyD, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 8:54, archived)
# That is class :D
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 8:53, archived)
# Cheers Jec!
(JakeyD, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 8:54, archived)
# ooh beautiful
clicks
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 8:58, archived)
# Just Imagine
the Marrow Mac Book!!!! Say no more!
Ta for the Clk!
(JakeyD, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:00, archived)
# so is a marrow just a big courgette then?
and what exactly is a turnip?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:07, archived)
# Who says....
the education system ain't working!!!
(JakeyD, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:10, archived)
# that's 'isn't working'
*runs back to Pedantville. Population: too many*
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:12, archived)
# No
a courgette is a baby marrow.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:33, archived)
# i'm imagining
a mouse shaped like a pickled egg at the moment thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:08, archived)
# *DRAGON'S DENS*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:11, archived)
# i'm just perfecting the song to go with it
i'm thinking ..punky, punky egg!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:14, archived)
# actually Theo Paphitis will probably mash it to a pulp by trying to double-click with it
then Peter James will give one of his sneering looks. Deborah will get mad and Duncan Bannatyne will call me a cunt.
James Khan will just stroke his beard and continue to imagine me naked though, so I'm still in with a chance
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Richard Farley will imagine the possibilities
but will think it's better to license it for someone else to manufacture.

Duncan Bannatyne will also say that no one is going to buy it, and will then also say the same thing about things that people already do buy in huge quantities.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Then you will wonder
which of Evans eyes to look at while having your "well done" chat...... the pain!
(JakeyD, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:38, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:43, archived)
# awww
bless the little meerkat hybrid
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:53, archived)
# yes this
"BREAD? it'll never catch on"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:48, archived)