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(beerMatt, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:29, archived)
# What's it with all the gay today?
First Boyzone, now man-date.


/runs
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:33, archived)
# I'm surprised
someone LIKE YOU would complain about gayness...

/Dannii Minogue mode off
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:39, archived)
# "If what we read in the papers is true...
You're a big fat geyer lol!"

I think that's the gist of what she said...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Probably not.
The Jews would have continued their campaign of suicide bombings against British colonial targets and we probably would have pulled out by now, since the place holds no real strategic or economic value. Don't forget that Jewish settlers had been flooding back to Palestine/Isreal since the mid-1800s. It's not like there were no Jews in 1946 and then suddenly millions of them just turned up all at once.

Maybe the situation would be reversed, and the Jews would be living in a shitty ghetto while the Palestinians shelled them instead though.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:33, archived)
# lol
"pulled out by now"
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:35, archived)
# pfft

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:36, archived)
#
It was the Americans who advised the British to step aside and allow the influx.
Plus WWII would have been a damn site shorter if the US was in from the beginning and not just there for the photoshoot so the diaspora of European Jews would probably not have had a need to congregate somewhere else :o Anyway, its just a compo entry.
(beerMatt, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Still would have happened sooner or later

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:44, archived)
#
Probably, hopefully later enough that this compo entry would be valid..
(beerMatt, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Keep hoping.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:47, archived)
#
Ref: title.
(beerMatt, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Have you just swiped this off Wikipedia?
edit: or from here: israelipalestinian.procon.org/viewbackgroundresource.asp?resourceID=945
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:35, archived)
#
No, it is a blatant grab though. :) Unfortunately I don't have any decent image editing tools at work and they are fairly well locked down. Though pixlr seems quite good.
(beerMatt, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Ooooh
You know what we do to people like you around here?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:40, archived)
# We bum them.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:41, archived)
# no, we bum embassies
we flame people like him.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Just imagine a suicide bumming.
Are you imagining it? Good.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:43, archived)
#
How does the suicide come in?
(beerMatt, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:44, archived)
# AIDS

/all-gayers-have-AIDS homophobe blog
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:46, archived)
#
lol
(beerMatt, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:50, archived)
# AhahahaOh Fuckahahaa
Head first.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 11 Oct 2009, 13:15, archived)
# goodness
I imagine an element of goatse somewhere, too
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 14:27, archived)
#
I'll take my chances and make sure I mod some pixels for the next one. It's not going to win anyway, just something that popped into my head.
(beerMatt, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:44, archived)
# you could make Palestine into a giant spunking cock
then everyone'd be happy - especially Iraq
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Make sure it's magenta.
It's just not right, otherwise.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:51, archived)
# My grandad spent 1918 there.
I don't think he liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:43, archived)
# My great-grandad was killed by the Turks in 1916 in Iraq.
Bastards.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Well
I've stared at it and I still can't see the cock
(I helped save b3ta! Carian - Get all your loser heads up, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:46, archived)
# I've stared at your cock
and I can't see Palestine.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:49, archived)
# I prefer to leave my cock out of politics
(I helped save b3ta! Carian - Get all your loser heads up, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:56, archived)