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# isn't it that film with the sweet and tender losing of ones virginity love scenes?
Why is it never like that in real life? It usually involves the words 'slowly, slower' 'too hard' 'this hurts' and then you can't sit down for a fortnight and they never call you back.
(, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:32, archived)
# I lost your number, honey.
(, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:33, archived)
# you animal!
I expect your CSA payments in one large lump sum for our very hairy child.
(, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:38, archived)
# you thinking of "Mischief"?
or one of the other bazillion 80s "teen gotta get laid" films out there
(, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:34, archived)
# and thats just your father
right I'm off.
(, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:34, archived)