Zippy is taking some dark and dirty roles lately,
posh gimp mask that.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:41,
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after the success of rainbow
zippy found the slide into obscurity hard to take. after several years dealing with a drink problem, zippy fell in with an "adult" movie director.
his first starring role in "zippy does dallas" received critical acclaim, culling him a coveted stiffy award. however, follow-up roles in
lord of the zips, brokezip mountain and zipping ryan's privates were not well received.
suffering from depression, zippy slipped back into alcoholism, finally reaching rock bottom when he was arrested for offering an undercover cop a zip job for £5 to buy a bottle of cheap booze. he was sentenced to 6 months and ordered to attend AA meetings, where he met gloria and fell in love. with gloria's support, zippy has now recovered from his addiction and now runs the little muppet orphan's home in pasadena.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:50,
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his first starring role in "zippy does dallas" received critical acclaim, culling him a coveted stiffy award. however, follow-up roles in
lord of the zips, brokezip mountain and zipping ryan's privates were not well received.
suffering from depression, zippy slipped back into alcoholism, finally reaching rock bottom when he was arrested for offering an undercover cop a zip job for £5 to buy a bottle of cheap booze. he was sentenced to 6 months and ordered to attend AA meetings, where he met gloria and fell in love. with gloria's support, zippy has now recovered from his addiction and now runs the little muppet orphan's home in pasadena.
I had the perfect zippy image for this,
but now I cannot find it. I believe it's on my fucked external harddrive. Quim.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:56,
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hahahahaha!
i'm seeing it now! his back is to the window, where the view through the bars shows it's raining. he is wearing a straitjacket and drooling on his zip, turning it rusty.
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Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:03,
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