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# i see the iraqis have captured two more british airmen
it makes me sick when they parade them on tv like that...

(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 27 Mar 2003, 10:34, archived)
# hahaha
nutter:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 27 Mar 2003, 10:34, archived)
# wooooooo!
i like that a lot
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 27 Mar 2003, 10:35, archived)
# me likey
very muchly.

w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! bowdie, Thu 27 Mar 2003, 10:37, archived)
# *clap* *clap* *clap*
I was pissing by ze door...

(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 27 Mar 2003, 10:37, archived)
# nice woo
is that erik estrada?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 27 Mar 2003, 10:38, archived)
# (checks with Google)
yup. Isn't he a hottie?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 27 Mar 2003, 10:42, archived)
# if i was bumgay
i would.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 27 Mar 2003, 10:43, archived)
# He's almost as tasty
as Officer Vince Romano from TJ Hooker.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 27 Mar 2003, 10:50, archived)
# he'd be enough to turn me
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 27 Mar 2003, 10:59, archived)
# he'd probably
curdle me
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 27 Mar 2003, 11:07, archived)
# as i'm now your gimp
i'll protect you from his nefarious powers
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 27 Mar 2003, 11:24, archived)
# Phew
that was a relief. Now, can you do my work for me today? I have a hangover and can't be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 27 Mar 2003, 11:30, archived)
# yes miss
would you like a nice cup of tea and a foot rub as well?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 27 Mar 2003, 11:31, archived)
# I thought I told you I hated tea
You need to smarten up your act, or you'll be locked in the cupboard again. A nice cup of sludgy black coffee please, and a foot rub would be lovely
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 27 Mar 2003, 11:36, archived)
# Mind ze piss
(BadgerJuice, Thu 27 Mar 2003, 10:40, archived)
# hahahaha
brill & fab!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 27 Mar 2003, 10:38, archived)
# you know, the scary thing wasn't how hard it was to find that picture
it was the number of 'allo 'allo fan sites i had to trawl through...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 27 Mar 2003, 10:39, archived)
# YOU are a brave man
"The fallen Madonna with the big boobies" - makes my skin crawl.

Edit: Damn, damn, damn I feel mind piss coming on...
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Thu 27 Mar 2003, 10:41, archived)
# roger
wilco
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 27 Mar 2003, 10:43, archived)
# whoi-oi!
that's dedication to the cause!
shed loads of 'fallen madonna wiz ze big boobies' references at a guess
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 27 Mar 2003, 10:43, archived)
# i'd honestly forgotten just how bad the programme was
until i had to wade through the sites. it was so poor!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 27 Mar 2003, 10:54, archived)
# excellent stuff
where did you get the allo allo picture from?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 27 Mar 2003, 10:38, archived)
# as above
there are far too many 'allo 'allo fans out there...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 27 Mar 2003, 10:39, archived)
# one of my friends loves Allo Allo
I'm thinking useful birthday card material.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 27 Mar 2003, 10:41, archived)
# i honestly can't remember
it was from google, i think it was just "allo allo" and trawl. there was one where a chap had taken dozens of video captures...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 27 Mar 2003, 10:42, archived)
# sadly
I think I've been to that site too - it's got millions of pics.
Conversely, trying to find a decent sized picrture of Postman Pat in his van has been very difficult
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 27 Mar 2003, 10:55, archived)
# once i'd thought of the picture i couldn't shake it
but it took ages to find a reasonable shot. i was <---> this close to going out, buying the dvd, buying a computer with a dvd player, getting the right software and watching the whole fucking series just to get the photo.

this place is getting to me.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 27 Mar 2003, 10:58, archived)
# or
you could have traced the actors and hired them to re-enact a relevant part of the series and taken a photo of them.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 27 Mar 2003, 11:10, archived)
# one of them (nicholas frankau) is very easy to find
the other one (john d collins) is a trickier proposition...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 27 Mar 2003, 11:19, archived)
# you can normally finding him under
old ladies' beds.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 27 Mar 2003, 11:21, archived)
# you're not wrong there
you can find him outside his van, and jess inside the van, but not both Pat and Jess inside the van.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 27 Mar 2003, 11:09, archived)
# ha ha
what a useful fact
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 27 Mar 2003, 11:13, archived)
# sorry I drank too much vodka
last night, and while I don't feel too ill, my brain is a bit dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 27 Mar 2003, 11:20, archived)
# too much red wine for me
and too little sleep. Several jugs of very stong coffee don't seem to make much difference
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 27 Mar 2003, 11:32, archived)
# hahahahahah
BIG WOO YAY and a HOOPLA to you sir, that is brilliant

*note to self make w/y/h pic when not being lazy*
(subliminal_knickers, Thu 27 Mar 2003, 10:38, archived)
# hee hee
"I was pissing by the door when I heard two shats. You are holding a smoking goon - you are clearly the guilty potty."

/Crabtree
(BadgerJuice, Thu 27 Mar 2003, 10:39, archived)
# hahaha
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Thu 27 Mar 2003, 10:46, archived)
# That
is most chucklesome sir!

(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 27 Mar 2003, 10:56, archived)
# Why does Superman have spunk on the corner of his outfit?
:-\
(The Love Manatee, Thu 27 Mar 2003, 10:58, archived)
# I don't know
why does Superman have spunk on the corner of his outfit?

This better be a funny joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Thu 27 Mar 2003, 11:00, archived)
# To get to the other side!





I meant on the picture above...
(The Love Manatee, Thu 27 Mar 2003, 11:02, archived)
# There's
a reason why he never actually got it on with Lois...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 27 Mar 2003, 11:04, archived)
# He comes at the speed of light?


/coat
(The Love Manatee, Thu 27 Mar 2003, 11:06, archived)
# Ohhhh I get it
Super Smashing Grate! haw haw haw haw haw *thunk*
(I helped save b3ta! The Cunning Linguist O RLY?, Thu 27 Mar 2003, 11:10, archived)
# fantastic
work sir
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 27 Mar 2003, 11:13, archived)
# "Ah! The bee-yootiful Laydeee"
What a mistake-a to make-a.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Mar 2003, 13:27, archived)