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# I was at the British Museum this afternoon


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and couldn't resist taking along a fisheye :)

But I have a serious question: How cool would it be to have loads of us lot in the middle of nowhere for a day or two? I've just began exploring the idea, but a sort of b3ta bash at some mansion miles from anywhere! Preferably haunted with ghouls and ghostys to add some edge, but where none of us have the option of any flight.

I haven't a clue what the business is renting mansions, how much it would cost etc, but surely on paper this would be seriously fun, especially to those b3tan's who have attended bashes and actually know each other. The plus side of the coin would be the requirement to come up with some dosh before hand, meaning the usual spew of signed up but don't attend people wouldn't figure. Realistically, with real money dictating people's plans I would reckon such an event attracting twenty or thirty b3tans who would actually be there

Think Agatha Christie here; yes, one of you may actually die

Being hopeless, I would have no idea where to begin even researching something like this, but would be obviously in to participate

Idea?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 0:20, archived)
# I reckon i'd be the background character who gets killed first
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 0:24, archived)
# It's usually a jocky guy or a hot girl first
Then a greasy neckbeard goes next - he can't go first, because he needs to make some malicious wise crack about the jocky guy/hot girl being killed before he can die.

After that it's the token black guy and then the aggressive nerd. Finally the pretty-girl-who-doesn't-know-she's-pretty and the shy-but-pleasant boy manage to get out.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 0:26, archived)
# Well I'm the hot girl.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 0:31, archived)
# People hire out mansions for New Years Eve, Burns Night, every year
Far from too off-the-wall to be doable.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Miles and miles
from utterly anywhere, is what i'm driving at

Some foul deed like a murder, or some profound disappointment at finally meeting some one you have got to know online for five years, and the sense of helplessness knowing they are in the kitchen preparing the cabbage or something
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Somewhere in the Western Isles or Highlands would be ideal
Some place that only has transport links once every 24 hours. Somewhere that we'd be stranded with you and your cabbage until a crime took place.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 0:48, archived)
# That is what i am driving at
there must be a remote Scottish Mansion with loads of cabbage for hire
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 0:51, archived)
# i'm too buzzed and distracted to read what you're on about
but i like the photo :3
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 0:34, archived)
# MANSIONS
MURDER

AND DISCREET GANGBANGS IN THE ATTIC
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Cheers geeza :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Do this
Google youth hostels and bunk barns, consider public transport accessibility.

We do it with our choir every year, and wot larx. Get one or two people on board to organise some minimal structure / games / wifi / paper hats / whatever.

Though not me personally as I'm rapidly approaching bus-pass territory.
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 0:38, archived)
# i remember..
having a very satisfying poo in that museum before returning to the hotel to have a pot noodle.

great days
(Frogcloset (noun), Sat 24 Oct 2009, 0:59, archived)
# hahah
(Peter_G, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 1:03, archived)
# I'd be up for that
if I could dangle string infront of people as they walk in the dark

HAHAHAHAH EVIL
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 3:42, archived)
# What about camping it up ( tents ) in the middle of a big forest
such as Kielder or Forest of Ae


(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 9:18, archived)