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# my girlfriend and I were having a conversation about detachable penises
and she said if everyone had one then you could borrow them off your friends and make yourself a false dangly penis hand, or make a pair of those goggly glasses with springs on them, or make a hat and pretend your detachable penises are dreads peeking from under the rim
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:54, archived)
# He could walk on the water, and swim on the land.
He was so cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Detachable penis is probably the greatest song ever written
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Not a patch on Cheesecake Truck, or Jesus Was Way Cool (see above)
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:56, archived)
# I love your girlfriend, and I want to sex her in the mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:55, archived)
# that made her do a tealol
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:57, archived)
# :)
I'll send my detachable penis via recorded delivery, you can do the honours...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:59, archived)
# I feel like fucking /links today
www.somethingawful.com/d/horrors-of-porn/edward-penishands.php
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 16:00, archived)
# I want to watch that
but not so much as this:

www.somethingawful.com/d/horrors-of-porn/night-china.php

it looks astounding!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 16:01, archived)
# *wobbles*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 16:05, archived)
# If you've not looked at the final picture of her entertainingly oversized clitoris
then you've not lived.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 16:08, archived)