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# WOOKIE TOO BIG!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 20:38, archived)
# And the hair catches in the teeth
Still, you get to floss.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 20:43, archived)
# not to mention the money shot
is most likely massive and barbed...
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 20:54, archived)
# *puts on gruff 70's northern accent*
so i went to the Dentist, and as i was laying back in the chair with me gob wide open, he says to me:

"Here, have you been having oral sex recently?"

so i ask him,

"Yes - have i got a pube in my teeth?"

and he says:

"No, you've got shit up your nose!"
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 20:57, archived)