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# Sadly, no. That was my boss.
I was just his secretary :(
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Ouch
I hope you get your head back on OK.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 21:58, archived)
# That's debatable.
I think it's ok, but my chiropractor keeps trying to pull the darn thing off. At least that's what it feels like.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Your chiropractor
is attending black masses and raising demons and bending over and the FLAMES RISE AND THE DEMON BARB RISES AND THE HAIR TEARS INSIDE AND THE FLAMES ARE RISING AND THE LIES THE LIES AND THE BLOOD LEAKS AND THE VIRGIN WINE AND THE BLOOD AND THE WINE AND THE DEMON EJACULATE AND THE SCREAMS AND THE BROKEN MOUTHS AND THE DEMON HAIR

Sorry to break it to you like that.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Oh dear Lord.
You met him, then? Still, I guess I shouldn't be too surprised. There's a lot of that stuff going on in Cardiff Bay.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Watch out on winter twilights
for the tentacles coming in from the sea.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Oh noes!
But I wants to go to beddybies. I'm all speepy and need my kip :(
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Lock the windows tight
and try and ignore the wet slapping on the window and the slurping and the crackle of the flames and the moans of the victimised
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 22:17, archived)
# *shivers*
ok Mr Spider I'll try my best.

Slurping? Flames?! Just why did I move here :(
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 22:24, archived)
# The lure of Pan
The music of his pipes that sounds more like the screams of tortured souls the more you hear and the closer you get; the tempting aroma of his skin that smells more like a putrid cow fat and bloated from drowning and bulbous with maggots the closer you get; the pull of the glamour; the promise of the glory and the freedom; the lies and the lies and the LIES AND THE LIES.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 22:26, archived)
# I don't remember that on the estate agent's website
But I'll take your word for it.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 22:31, archived)
# That's the glamour of the horned goat
It puts a shroud over your mind and your memory and you know only what he wants you to know and remember what he chooses you to remember.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Yeah.
I heard that about estate agents. Now I know it's true.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 22:39, archived)
# But try and keep it clear in your mind
in the dark of the hours before dawn and the music of the pipes drifts in on the sour night breeze.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 22:40, archived)