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history model making

the kids loved building the V2 rockets

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(I helped save b3ta! The Barn death and angels save us all, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 19:46, archived)
# Tom Lehrer:
And what is it that put America in the forefront of the nuclear nations? And what is it that will make it possible to spend 20 billion dollars of your money to put some clown on the moon? Well, it was good old American know-how, that's what. As provided by good old Americans like Dr. Wernher von Braun.

Gather round while I sing you of Wernher von Braun,
A man whose allegiance
Is ruled by expedience.
Call him a Nazi, he won't even frown.
"Ha, Nazi Schmazi," says Wernher von Braun.

Don't say that he's hypocritical,
Say rather that he's apolitical.

"Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down?
That's not my department," says Wernher von Braun.

Some have harsh words for this man of renown,
But some think our attitude
Should be one of gratitude,
Like the widows and cripples in old London town
Who owe their large pensions to Wernher von Braun.

You too may be a big hero,
Once you've learned to count backwards to zero.
"In German oder English I know how to count down,
Und I'm learning Chinese," says Wernher von Braun.
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 19:50, archived)
# and thats
a

FACT
(I helped save b3ta! The Barn death and angels save us all, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 19:52, archived)
# yeah!
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 19:54, archived)
# the elements
is better
(bumfanger, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 19:57, archived)
# nah man,
werner von braun is one of the gfreatest bits of satire ever. fact.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 19:58, archived)
# and before anyone
asks, gfreatest fucking well is a proper word.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 20:00, archived)
# sounds
cromulent enough to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 20:02, archived)
# Definatly
The use of which embiggens any sentence
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 20:03, archived)
# and is practically guaranteed
to akribitz positive social status for the speaker.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 20:04, archived)
# Clambiculent
is my favourite word EVER
(Mattyboy, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 20:36, archived)
# Chevronulent
is also a good word. And strangely appropriate.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 20:09, archived)
# A fgucking
gfreat word, in fact.
(tomsk, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 20:02, archived)
# ich bin uncultured schwein
ok, its the only one i've heard :D

(bumfanger, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 20:01, archived)
# Glasscockitude, but relevant glasscockitude:
It was animated, but it disappeared off the web since. I found it on the Internet Archive.

I'm a geek...
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 20:01, archived)
# here's mine:
flimflam.dk/kaiser_lehrers_elements.swf
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 20:04, archived)
# oh
so very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 20:06, archived)
# hmm..
It took me LONG time and I'm not good at that flash hokus pokus!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 20:08, archived)
# oooh
I like that too!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 20:10, archived)
# oooh
I like that!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 20:07, archived)
# I've never heard or
Werner von braun before
That was a concise history
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 19:57, archived)
# wow what a nice spontaneous chevron
that was
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 20:04, archived)
# no
there's a wee hole about tomsk's post.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 20:08, archived)
# Not
any more.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 20:11, archived)
# *schoolboy
giggle*
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 20:11, archived)
# there's 3 posts in that chevron
all from me!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 20:22, archived)