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[challenge entry] Wanna buy some cheap tickets?

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(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:02, archived)
# aparently he has you hanging about ouside for ages...
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:06, archived)
# ...catering's pretty bloody awful too.
'nings
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:07, archived)
# ning
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Well, we've got loaves,
and we've got fishes, so fish and loaf or loaf and fish really.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Loaf and fish is nice but,...
...can I have some without the fish...



...and without loaf?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:15, archived)
# You can have loaf without fish
or fish without loaf.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Hmmmm,,,
...I'll have the fish without loaf please. Any chance of a glass of wine to go with?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Only got water, mate.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Have a word with the guv'nor
see if he can sort something out
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:34, archived)
# i like the fact that it's in a mosque
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:07, archived)
# 'nings Smash :)
the dates are important too
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:09, archived)
# nope, not getting it
i tend not to watch the news and anything religious is generally ignored
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:10, archived)
# *whispers*
ramadan
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:12, archived)
# ah, right
i'm with you now, ted
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:16, archived)
# And why not?
Jesus is considered a prophet by Muslims.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:19, archived)
# some people consider him an alien
doesn't mean he was one, or that he even existed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Hey
Don't talk about my great-great-great-etc. grandfather like that!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:30, archived)
# I've heard a rumour...
...that he was pretty well hung.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:33, archived)
# there's no spark of the divine about you, tribs
a touch of the satanic, possibly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:33, archived)
# I'll take that as a compliment
Wanna help polish my horns?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:39, archived)
# sorry
i'm washing my tail tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Jesus would NEVER do this
*HUFFS*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Huffing is the other Deadly Sin
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Now, now... *pats on head*
...there's a rumour that Muhammad and the Pope are doing a song and dance tour of the US in 2011. I'll probably be able to get you some cheap tickets.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:21, archived)
# I think a modern-day Jesus would do this...and more.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:49, archived)
# but only if you call right now?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:50, archived)