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[challenge entry] Both now full grown...

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(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:18, archived)
# No crown.
Fake.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Hahahaha! *clicketyclick*
but you still get one of these

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:20, archived)
# hahaha
this is how my grandmother thinks my office works

"Are there many black people where you work, dear?"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:22, archived)
# I've been watching Cast Offs which I'm loving
If you haven't see it, it's a comedy drama by the makers of Shameless. A group of different disabled people
are sent to an island in a reality show. There's
a fantastic quote about actors playing disabled peeps in movies,
summerised by the phrase, 'Spacking up is the new blacking up.':D
What I love about it is they use disabled actors and some who weren't but were trained up.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Heh heh
that was very much like my first office. Pre computers huge dusty ledgers and my evil boss hovering over my desk each time he had an individual thing to file which quite frankly would have been quicker for him to file the filing room being much closer to his office than my workstation which was in another room.

I suggested once that he keeps all the things he wanted filing in one place in his office so I could file them all in one go towards the end of the day. To this day I am convinced he believed I was talking in Martian or something.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:27, archived)
# You're either:
-Really old, or

-Mid-twenties, but hailing from Aberdeenshire.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:30, archived)
# LOL
Really old, and hailing from South Yorkshire. Will that do?
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Yes.
Sorry for suggesting that you might come from Aberdeenshire; it's a pretty terrible thing to say about a person.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:40, archived)
# To be fair
From my post it was easy to assume I was as far removed from civilisation as it's possible to be.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:45, archived)
# 'huge dusty ledgers' sounds like Scrooge's office porn stash
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Well, if he had one
if he had onethat was something he filed himself thankfully.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:38, archived)
# I beg to differ. They were full grown but now have probably shrunk a bit.
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Lolmenopause
Lolopause.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Like the Russel Howard menopause cake gag.
*chew*
It's a bit dry. I was expecting some jam too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Oh you better watch out, she' starting to cry
she' starting to cryShe's starting to pout and I'm tellin you why
Menopause is coming to town

She's having trouble sleeping
She's a bitch when she's awake
so get yourself a mallet
and a REAL SHARP Wooden stake

Oh you better watch out
I'm telling you straight
For your sake I hope it's just her periods late
Menopause is coming.... TO TOWN!

Bob Rivers

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Hahaha
So no change from the standard woman then?:p
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Just watch it mate.
I may look like a wuffle bunny but by golly by gum I will swear that song was written by someone who knows me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:54, archived)
# What nice old ladies.
I wonder if they have cats?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:24, archived)
# They have two old pussies
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Aaaargh!
I walked into that one :(
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:28, archived)
# You could walk into either, they're big enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:31, archived)
# *facepalms*
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:29, archived)
# There's an ITV crimbo special if ever I saw one
Judi Dench and Anna Massey as crime fighting grannies combating cristmas related murder and intrigue
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:29, archived)
# with tits
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Where's the one cup?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:44, archived)