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# I mades a photoshoppage.
I started to make it this morning when people were talking about squids but my shoppery is so slow and not-very-good I only finished it now. So here it is anyway totally out of context but I made it so I'm posting it. So there ner.

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:03, archived)
# hurrah! ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:05, archived)
# it has a beak over its bumhole
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:06, archived)
# well...
he has to poo from somewhere and I didn't want to draw a bumhole so I left the beak in.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:09, archived)
# Haven't we all?
*EDIT*

And I can't belieeeeeve nobody's said: "Here, squitty squitty squitty squitty" etc yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Mogsquid!
Poor ginger freak :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:08, archived)
# catopus
That's my Ginger cat as well!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:08, archived)
# Oops
Did you want him back? :(
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:09, archived)
# Nah
all he does is eat, sleep and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:11, archived)
# Obviously
he's related to my cats then.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:14, archived)
# Does it scorn also?
All the cats I have known have scorned simple human things like doors in favour of ridiculous exits such as windows, or non-human doors CUT INTO human doors.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:16, archived)
# One of mine
refuses to use the catflap unless I wedge it open. She just doesn't like it flapping shut on her and has been known to stay outside for days if the catflap is shut while she's out.

Another of mine cost us delays and additional costs in building work because we live in a conservation area and the new double glazing took a while to be approved by the local council. But when it arrived I realised it opened the wrong way - we needed it to open from the bottom because the cat will only enter and exit the house through the open window.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:22, archived)
# They are confusing creatures.
It's simpler with dogs. I open the door, they go out. I open it again, and shout for them to come back.

They stay out.

I try calling and waving food. They ignore.

I go all the way through the house to get my shoes, put them on, walk out into the garden, just get to the grass and without fail they will dart past me and into the house. Every time.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:24, archived)
# I want a dog :(
Sadly our current lifestyle precludes doggy-ownage. I used to have a German Shepherd and he was completely mad. I loved him to bits despite his madness.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Aww
I had a german shepherd when I was younger. He was born only a short while before me, so we were pretty much the same age. Except he was a dog, so 7 times my age. or something.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:36, archived)
# That is one thing
he will get up for, I am sure...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:16, archived)
# I likes this!
For it has tentacles.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:09, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:10, archived)
# I, for one, welcome our tentacled feline overlord
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:10, archived)
# Honest thankyous, everybody.
everybody.I'm not kidding when I say my photoshoppage skills are somewhat lacking in the skillage department. Inspiration also passes me sadly by too and I am constantly amazed and frequently gladdened by the wit and artistry that I find myself amongst here at b3ta. *sniff*

/emotional speech
normal service can now be resumed
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Pretending one knows wot one is doing
goes a hell of a long way, y'know.

Look at London, for example.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:29, archived)
# LOL!
And the traffic there goes just as fast as my pixel pushing.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:33, archived)
# I looked at your bostin' pic for ages trying to spot what was so crap about it.
Couldn't find it.

Maybe the pic's actually good. Did you consider that?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:37, archived)
# Awwwww :)
Thankyous honestly. I just need to shop faster that's all. By the time I got all the blending layers just right the thread had long gone past squid/octopus related stuff. Had I posted it at the time I can guarantee there would have been many cries of anguish at the badly joined up octopussy.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:42, archived)
# top squidcat
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:22, archived)
# What does it taste like
ideally when deep-fried?
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# Chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:38, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 2:17, archived)
# bogie boogie happy wonder times
repeat
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 4:20, archived)