People with nut allergieswould be filling up our hospitals after all the falls that would occur because they'd have to coat the soles of their shoes with grease to stop the gum from sticking to the bottom of their shoes!
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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:59,
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The NHS would collapse!Taxes would be halved! In the resulting economic boom, grease manufacturers would start making their all their products out of the finest goose fat! Packs of feral dogs would roam the streets, trying to lick the soles of peanut allergy sufferers' shoes! Unemployed bureaucrats would find new jobs as dogcatchers! It would be terrible.
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Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:16,
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...and the dog clit factory will open again..............................oh no!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:20,
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