b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Frankenstein Foods » Message 9839483

[challenge entry] Smooth or Chunky...

From the Frankenstein Foods challenge. See all 295 entries (closed)

(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:44, archived)
# WOuld, actually
I LOOOVE Peanut Butter
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:48, archived)
# You'd have to chew this for an hour...
...bubblegum + peanuts = *Yech!*
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:54, archived)
# chunky please
yum!
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Together at Last
/Simpsons quote
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:56, archived)
# People with nut allergies
would be filling up our hospitals after all the falls that would occur because they'd have to coat the soles of their shoes with grease to stop the gum from sticking to the bottom of their shoes!
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:59, archived)
# The NHS would collapse!
Taxes would be halved! In the resulting economic boom, grease manufacturers would start making their all their products out of the finest goose fat! Packs of feral dogs would roam the streets, trying to lick the soles of peanut allergy sufferers' shoes! Unemployed bureaucrats would find new jobs as dogcatchers! It would be terrible.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:16, archived)
# ...and the dog clit factory will open again..............................oh no!
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Hahaha
good logics.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Thith thtuff thticks to the roof of my mouf . . .
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:02, archived)
# It comes with a handy tongue scraper...
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Yeth . . . for the big chunckths !
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:11, archived)