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[challenge entry] Scotch Egg, anyone?

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(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:39, archived)
# ha ha
I reckon I would try one of those!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:41, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:54, archived)
# tasty
Anyone remember SCOTH?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:41, archived)
# ?
Scientific Committee on Tobacco and Health?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:43, archived)
# an L plater posted a pic and spelt scotch 'scoth'
I liked the sound of it and used it frequently in order to start a trend. It didnt last more than a day or 2.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:53, archived)
# (goig)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:16, archived)
# ha ha
I love how this stuff develops its own history!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:54, archived)
# toats!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:16, archived)
# So-called ornithologists that hatch?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Septic Cunt Organisation for Twat Health?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Haha
Goes well with Sprouts in Stouts! A right bastardin' mess to get out the bottle though!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:43, archived)
# That combination
Would probably lead to another right bastardin' mess the next morning (or even that same night)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:48, archived)
# What?
You mean a bit like...

(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:54, archived)
# I just laughed my tits off
My wife just said, "I see".
One of us clearly needs to mature, and I don't think it's me.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:57, archived)
# ^ this
except the wife bit.
i dont have a wife but if i did it would be a blue one
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:59, archived)
# :D
Nothing like a "looming botty disaster" joke to find out who's got the funny bone in a relationship.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Tell your wife she should be thoroughly ashamed of herself.
Fart and Poo jokes are a big part of our heritage and we should take great pride in them.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:01, archived)
# I'm still giggling
every time I scroll by.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Seee I actually think its a different breed of smarts
that can see a joke in combining the words of oppenhiemer at one of the turning points of the human race and fart jokes......... Maybe SHE needs to grow up and learn some qoutes about stuff exploding, and, like, stuff, yeah, also, girls smell.
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:08, archived)
# She needs to grow up.
There's farts to be laughed at. It's serious stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:25, archived)
# She's American.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Haha
mine too.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:22, archived)
# nicley
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:56, archived)