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[challenge entry] The trouble is...

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(The Entity Remembered his login details on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Hmm
Reminds me of a favourite Viz top tip:

'People who don't like eating breakfast: Sit on your cornflakes until they go numb. Then it will feel like someone else is eating them'
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:34, archived)
# cornflakes are for wankes
because kellogg thought they stopped masturbation, the nutjob.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:34, archived)
# what is this nonsense?
crunchy nuts are far superior
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:34, archived)
# you wouldn't have crunchy nuts if you used the ointment
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:36, archived)
# this i would agree with
but weetabix are 100% win
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:36, archived)
# No. Cinnamon Grahams.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:37, archived)
# who the fuck is graham?
and put the cinnamon back on the egg custard where it belongs
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:40, archived)