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# In the US the mail may not go on strike but they aren't much better


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I sell on ebay and ship constantly from my house since they recently closed my local post office. It costs more to print your own shipping labels online than it does to mail through the post office. I'm basically doing their job for them and they charge me extra to do it. I also had to buy an expensive postal scale and am constantly buying new ink cartridges. I always follow the postal rules no matter how dumb they are and I still got a complaint letter from the mailman. This is said complaint and my response. Enjoy.
(emuman cant afford PS so he beats MSPaint into submission, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:14, archived)
# This is excellent
And very tastefully done, although I had been looking forward to seeing some Christine Bleakley clunge.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:18, archived)
# I wasn't in the mood for pornography.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Also, why does she have a beard?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:22, archived)
# Because I missed out the neck and it's her hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:24, archived)
# She grew it to help fend off Chiles' advances. It didn't stop him though.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:25, archived)
# :( But you did Hitler porn
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:23, archived)
# Things a man never says.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:24, archived)
# Yes your bum does look big in that
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:30, archived)
# What makes you think I'm a guy?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:45, archived)
# Mu rhymes with dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 2:14, archived)
# Damn, you saw right through my deception.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 2:16, archived)
# Silly Moomoo, you have a boywilly.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 2:19, archived)
# I'm a girl though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 2:20, archived)
# on the internets, everyone is a sexay sexay girl
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 2:22, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9418083
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 2:26, archived)
# I've seen Christine Bleakleys tits
*tru fax*

well..... ok... strictly speaking they were covered by a shirt, but it was very thin. and it was very cold. and JCB wheel nuts come to mind.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:33, archived)
# Photos please.
Although don't let Mu see them, he doesn't like porn.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:35, archived)
# erm....
Mu.. don't click this

www.junction34.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/christina_bleakley_topless.jpg

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:44, archived)
# ^ look above.
Looks like I got the norks about the right size too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:46, archived)
# you did an all...
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:48, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:46, archived)
# Mmmmmm
tits
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:46, archived)
# toucan play at that game?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:20, archived)
# Yes, it's a game for two or more players.
You take it in turns to People's Elbow Adrian Chiles in the face and whoever makes Christine Bleakley cum first wins.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:32, archived)
# what? reading? On an image board? READING? I Can't read
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:16, archived)
# Oh you and the postman are leaving eachother love letters
How sweet.

I hope it all works out for you bro
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:25, archived)
# Letterbox gloryhole.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:30, archived)
# "Here's your package"
etc....
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:32, archived)
# Ohhh ffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:33, archived)
# Christmas is ruined :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:34, archived)
# again?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:36, archived)
# Christmas is ruined :(
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:38, archived)
# but, shirley?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:41, archived)
# Christmas is ruined :(
And don't call me shirley.
(annhialus hasn't had an accident since, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:02, archived)
[challenge entry] fuck it, I shall post this here
(JoePesky, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:16, archived)
# *resists urge to make 4 fingers/pussy-based joke*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:17, archived)
# haha
I was disturbed to find Cheetara porn on searching for the Kit and Kat image.
(JoePesky, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:20, archived)
# disturbed
or aroused?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:24, archived)
# maybe disturbed by my arousal
(JoePesky, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:25, archived)
# never be disturbed by your arousal
unless it has been caused by john mccririck or children. then you should hand yourself over to the authorities.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:29, archived)
# john mccrirrick's children *shudders*
talking bollocks at eleven months, shaving at age seven...
*shudders again*
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:31, archived)
# i don't like thinking of his children
if you do, you have to accept that he's had sex with a woman
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:36, archived)
# shuddup
they're adopted. you're a woman, would you?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:44, archived)
# never
g'night
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:48, archived)
# g'night :)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:49, archived)
# does this mean I can get the horn over Shadrach from emmerdale
and be at peace with myself?
(JoePesky, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:34, archived)
# yes it does
although you may want to keep that little nugget of information to yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:35, archived)
# fuck it, i'm off to bed.
g'night all
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:42, archived)
# Idea for one of those stupid ads for phone sex -
Shadrach wearing christmas hat in a tin bath covered in grated parmesan cheese by the fire waving a mobile phone sensually " Ohhhh text me ". Camera pans from all angles. TV screen then cracks....
Edit night !
(JoePesky, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:44, archived)
# people to never piss off:
1) the cook
2) the boss
3) the mailman
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:20, archived)
# True.
I'd hurridly take that notice down and replace it with just 'thanks'. Either that or find all of your mail in the river or something...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:25, archived)
# very much this
*speaking as an ex-mailman*

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:31, archived)
# O.O
oh shit! I apologize for ANYTHING bad I may have ever said about postal workers on this board.

Please don't hurt me
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:34, archived)
# half the guys I worked with were cunts
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:40, archived)
# your mailman is a cunt. tell him so.
do you sell enough to need a courier - UPS/fedex? if not, just call him a cunt again. ;)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:24, archived)
# yes, fnd a company that wants your business and doesn't want to piss you off
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 2:59, archived)
# Post offices and postal services, world wide, are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:24, archived)
# Check the next package he delivers.
He prolly shit in it...special delivery.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:27, archived)
# that would give a whole new meaning to 'steamy romance novels' wouldn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:32, archived)
# "steaming romance novels"
ew...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:34, archived)
# 'ew...' ???
YOU'RE the one who mentioned taking a dump in a box :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:36, archived)
# by Dame Barbara Fartland?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:35, archived)
# I hope you kickwrap your packages
'nuff said

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 2:58, archived)