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# newsletter subject line compo
I'm as serious as a tumour
when I say I want some lolsome humour
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Magenta
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Have you been stealing my bras?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:10, archived)
# but they are so supportive
and don't dig into my shoulders like most bras do
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Riff Raff
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:11, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Free Steel Tutu to the first 100 readers
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Dan
Bloody Hell - where have you been hiding?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Lurking
I'm generally aware of what's going on. I actually have a picture I made a while ago and haven't posted yet too.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:20, archived)
# huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Newsletter: Not delayed by snow shock!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:11, archived)
# You dirty mindpissing swine!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:11, archived)
# he said NOT!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Oh yeah like the Newsletter's ever not delayed!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:13, archived)
# is was a little satirical in that respect
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:19, archived)
# THIS WEEK LATE DUE TO ICY ROADS
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Due to the wrong kind of jokes, this week's newsletter is shit.
B3ta apologises for any inconvenience this may cause to your journey
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:15, archived)
# I'M WEARING A BLUE BRA LOL
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:15, archived)
# wait,
what?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:19, archived)
# see the thread below
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:21, archived)
# a thong as well?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:24, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:25, archived)
# White. With a hint of Brown.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:31, archived)
# none
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:34, archived)
# unprepared for all weather types
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:17, archived)
# now 20% more half arsed and hypocritical
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:17, archived)
# 350 days to Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:18, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:25, archived)
# every day is a snow day at the North Pole
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Filling the Daily Mail hate slot now that Ross has quit
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:19, archived)
# The newsletter that ran out of grit some years ago

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:20, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:20, archived)
# ^ with nobs on
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:21, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:21, archived)
# That could be the one
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Totally This (tm).
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:33, archived)
# your Paypal account needs re-activating
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Rob, I hurt my back and I've been putting off going to make toilet because it hurts to move.
How long before I shit everywhere?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Creating Snow-cocks so you don't have to
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:20, archived)
# lasts longer than your snowman will
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Changing its faecesbook status to root vegetables

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:21, archived)
# My first wee today smelled of Sugar Puffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:23, archived)
# You have diabetes
NEXT!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:24, archived)
# The other day it smelled of corn on the cob.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:25, archived)
# You're starting to go a bit grain, don't worry it's just age
NEXT!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Thank you, wee-doctor!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:28, archived)
# If I piss up in the air
will it freeze into a yellow lightsaber?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Try it
Take photos.
Upload.
Submit to newsletter.
Win this week's star prize of a speedboat.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:47, archived)
# ^ This HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:52, archived)
# the jam closet of modern culture
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Only making the journey to your inbox when absolutely neccessary
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:26, archived)
# haha
I need clarification on the necessity of me travelling to work. Personally, I don't think it's absolutely necessary even in nice weather.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:28, archived)
# I take it to mean things like
run out of fags? Neccessary journey
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:31, archived)
# The year ahead in the UK, summarised: OMG SNOW! OMG FLOOD! OMG HIGH WINDS! OMG WATER SHORTAGE! OMG HIGH WINDS AND FLOODS! OMG SNOW!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:28, archived)
# with a little
OMG CAMERON! in the middle
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:30, archived)
# *sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:38, archived)
# *joins*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:52, archived)
# The Newsletter: Better than snow for stopping you work (but does nothing to thin out the ranks of the homeless)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Falling on your arse
so you don't have to.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:29, archived)
# the new home of Jonathan Ross
now only £10,000 per reader
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Snow joke! No, really, there's none whatsoever
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Easy Print off and burn format to ease your winter heating bills
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:33, archived)
# This weeks newsletter is colder than a tramps nut sack!
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:34, archived)
# A collection of creative things people did over Christmas while you sat on your fat arse eating turkey and watching shit Doctor Who episodes you twat
too long?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:34, archived)
# nope - that's just about right..
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Heyyyyy
Doctor Who was good :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:40, archived)
# honestly?
you're the first person I've heard give it an above "fucking hell what is this shit?" review
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:41, archived)
# It's a bit shit,
It's a bit embarrasing, there's plot holes all over the place, the writing's not always too great, the acting is sometimes questionable and it's mildly annoying...

But that's exactly why I love it... It's like a comfy pair of shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:44, archived)
# all I ask is for the money they spend on it
they get someone to fix the plot holes and stop the shit macguffins

Poor acting in silly british sci-fi I can stomach
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Steven Moffatt
job done

I thought the middle 45 minutes of the two eps was good

But, by god, did he fuck up the climax
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:52, archived)
# I want to know if Moffatt had a hand in choosing the new chap
or if it was RTD's parting shot in his long-running campaign to bring down what he built up...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Not RTD's choice.
According to Dr Who confidential (yeah, that's right), the new bloke first met RTD on his first day of shooting, so I take from that that RTD didn't play a part in auditioning or interviewing etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:09, archived)
# I'm putting most of the plot holes and
shit macguffins down to Russell T Davies... I'm sure he's perfectly fine being behind the scenes, but I've never enjoyed his writing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:55, archived)
# FUNNIER THAN WATCHING A FAT PERSON SLIP ON ICE!
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:38, archived)
# I find that very hard to believe
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:41, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:45, archived)
# Up the 'council gritter'!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:40, archived)
# because theres only so many times you can wank when you can't leave the house
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:41, archived)
# WONT SOMEONE THINK OF THE FLIDS!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Why, Mrs Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?
(likeajackhammer, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:44, archived)
# hahaha!
that's exactly what I thought when I read that
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:52, archived)
# If the internet was a snowy meadow, we're the yellow bit your mother told you to stop eating
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:43, archived)
# that makes me feel oddly proud
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:48, archived)
# NEWSLETTER: NUTTIER THAN SQUIRREL POO!
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Newsletter: the only place where you will find the proper technique for flicking your dog in the balls with a teaspoon.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Something about snow
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:52, archived)