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[challenge entry] ;-)

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(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 18:43, archived)
# Ha!
To writhe around on the floor - with dignity
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 18:47, archived)
# I do that all the time.
It's not rocket science.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 18:48, archived)
# showoff
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 19:08, archived)
# But, but,
tasers aren't meant to kill people. That's the whole point.

/taking things too literally blog
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 18:48, archived)
# yeah but the police are.
what?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 18:48, archived)
# What what?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 18:53, archived)
# i think if you were terminally ill a taser would be enough to sort you out...
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 18:52, archived)
# Hmm, we need to try this out.
Know any terminally ill people who don't mind being tasered? Actually, fuck it, it's not like they'll be able to run away! Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 18:56, archived)
# my neighbour has a bit of a cough and can't run very far ...back in a minute...
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 18:57, archived)
# this is making me think of bill hicks...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYydV4fTWgg
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 19:02, archived)
# ..always worth a thought..
..put 'em in the movies - yay!
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 19:03, archived)
# Hahaha oh dear!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 19:13, archived)