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[challenge entry] Big Bottle Nose

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(I helped save b3ta! Fonz, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:06, archived)
# Yay :)
Good old fashioned 'shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:14, archived)
# Fake!
No Helicopter!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:15, archived)
# I thought about it
but then you'd all realise it was a regular sized dolphin with a tiny bridge
(I helped save b3ta! Fonz, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:20, archived)
# i've always wanted to slap a dolphins head.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:19, archived)
# I went to school with a brother and sister
who both had heads like dolphins. I slapped the brother once. Does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:20, archived)
# defo!
and bonus points if he made a dolphin noise when you did it.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:25, archived)
# Actually,
he did most likely. His voice was all crackly, like God didn't tune his voicebox to the right radio station quite.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:27, archived)
# pfffffffft
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:31, archived)
# His sister was an utter
fucking munter! And she wore braces for at least 6 years, which is just wrong!

When I was at college I heard that she was spotted sucking off a bloke out the back of Yates'. I nearly threw up on BEHALF of the bloke who got the blowjob.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:36, archived)
# ewwww, that's just sick man
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:41, archived)
# i read that as his sister was an otter
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:48, archived)
# Otter's are more fuckable.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:50, archived)
# all that sleek fur....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:53, archived)
#
otter stoat
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:50, archived)
# no, that's stoatally different
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:56, archived)
# I went to school with a guy that looked like Gizmo
...And his father looked like Fred West.

His school days were not the happiest days of his life.
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:29, archived)
# Fred West or John West?
Did he turn up to school in a tin? That's the easiest was to work it out.

What's the best way to catch a hyperactive child?
Internet Grooming.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:33, archived)
# Definitely Fred West...
I'm sure I would have noticed a surplus of tin openers. The dead bodies were a giveaway too...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:40, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:23, archived)
# dolphins heads are quite soft
bit squidgy


why not tweek its cheek instead
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:24, archived)
# yes, maybe a cheek tweak would be nice
followed by a cupcake to the nozzle.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:26, archived)
#
cupcake Sledgehammer
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:28, archived)
# now thats just cruel, hahahahah
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:29, archived)
# Now I want to eat Dolphin cheek.
I bet it is proper tasty!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:27, archived)
# tastes like fishy steak
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:29, archived)
# Dolphin CHEEK?
Or are you just stating from your experience of eating Dolphin? Or are you basing that on something like eating, Tuna, or Swordfish?

I doubt you've eaten Dolphin Cheek.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:30, archived)
# i've never actually eaten dolphin
but i've heard its taste described
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:32, archived)
# Makes a change from hearing something
described as "tastes like chicken"

Do you know what? Your mum tastes like chicken! Wild Boar does not taste like fucking chicken!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:34, archived)
# no, wild boar tastes like pork
as would my mother, i'd imagine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:37, archived)
# No it doesn't.
It tastes like Wild Boar. It has far more finesse than Pork.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:46, archived)
# mmmm
porky, porky wild boar....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:49, archived)
# Beluga Whales have the ultimate in soft heads
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZre7TzSc-w
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:31, archived)
# headtit
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:33, archived)
# WOBBLEHEAD! HA! HA! HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:37, archived)
# interesting fact:
the average penis is the perfect size to fit snugly into a dolphin's blowhole.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:28, archived)
#
interesting
disturbing how I know this
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:31, archived)
# disturbing, yes
but fun, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:33, archived)
# Fun for whom?
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:35, archived)
# for perverts like troy mcclure
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:37, archived)
# *books dolphin swimming holiday*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:32, archived)
# careful, they're intelligent
they might charge a fee
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:34, archived)
# "what did you do on holiday?"
"I fucked a dolphin in the head"
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:34, archived)
# now that's a school report i'd like to read
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:38, archived)
# yes, with the new info that smash has provided, i know not only want to slap a dolphins head,
but also fuck it.

oh wait i can't my penis is bigger than the average LOL!!!!!1!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:39, archived)
# "what did you do on holiday Roryrattlehead?"
"I fucked a Killer Whale. IN THE HEAD!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:42, archived)
# you can't fuck a killer whale in the head
they suffer from blowhole syphilis.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:43, archived)
# if ever itv get wish you were here back on the box, i'll be presenting it.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:44, archived)
# And also this week,
Judith Chalmers goes on a sea mammal fucking excursion in the Maldives...

(not)interesting fact: I did pics at her son's wedding which ended up as a 3 page spread in Hello
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:49, archived)
# Mark Durden-Smith.
he got stalked by tara palmer tomkinson didn't he? hahahah, poor chap.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:55, archived)
# Did he?
His Mrs was quite fit (for a Swansea lass) if I remember correctly
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:01, archived)
# before he got married. i think she met him while she was on the first series of im a celbrity and he was presenting it.
i think they where an item for a while until she drove him mad.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:08, archived)
# }<( ^u o)=
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(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:37, archived)