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# interesting fact:
the average penis is the perfect size to fit snugly into a dolphin's blowhole.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:28, archived)
#
interesting
disturbing how I know this
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:31, archived)
# disturbing, yes
but fun, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:33, archived)
# Fun for whom?
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:35, archived)
# for perverts like troy mcclure
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:37, archived)
# *books dolphin swimming holiday*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:32, archived)
# careful, they're intelligent
they might charge a fee
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:34, archived)
# "what did you do on holiday?"
"I fucked a dolphin in the head"
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:34, archived)
# now that's a school report i'd like to read
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:38, archived)
# yes, with the new info that smash has provided, i know not only want to slap a dolphins head,
but also fuck it.

oh wait i can't my penis is bigger than the average LOL!!!!!1!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:39, archived)
# "what did you do on holiday Roryrattlehead?"
"I fucked a Killer Whale. IN THE HEAD!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:42, archived)
# you can't fuck a killer whale in the head
they suffer from blowhole syphilis.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:43, archived)
# if ever itv get wish you were here back on the box, i'll be presenting it.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:44, archived)
# And also this week,
Judith Chalmers goes on a sea mammal fucking excursion in the Maldives...

(not)interesting fact: I did pics at her son's wedding which ended up as a 3 page spread in Hello
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:49, archived)
# Mark Durden-Smith.
he got stalked by tara palmer tomkinson didn't he? hahahah, poor chap.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:55, archived)
# Did he?
His Mrs was quite fit (for a Swansea lass) if I remember correctly
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:01, archived)
# before he got married. i think she met him while she was on the first series of im a celbrity and he was presenting it.
i think they where an item for a while until she drove him mad.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:08, archived)