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(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 14:32, archived)
# repost!
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 14:34, archived)
# bollocks..
thought it might have been a repost but i just knocked this up quickly..

at least i got the german correct :D
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 14:37, archived)
# yeah
I just guessed it!
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 14:40, archived)
# isn't it U-Bahn?
they've got a word for it already ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 14:40, archived)
# they have under-street
earth trains in Germany like us??
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 14:41, archived)
# yes
these cunning foreign johnnies stole our idea for a subterannean tubular railway!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 14:43, archived)
# they have iron carriages
propelled by fire!??? Through tunnels cut into the earth!??? Preposterous!
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 14:48, archived)
# /me gets his cock out
and slaps you round the face

how dare you contradict meh !
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 14:42, archived)
# how
rude!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 14:46, archived)
# i wasn't going to comment
frankly there was very little to be slapped with

indeed. avert your eyes my dear, for i fear i shall have to reprimand this scoundrel
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 14:53, archived)
# heh
lightly tickled :P
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 14:57, archived)
# more like
the gentle brush on your face by a fairy's wing?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 14:58, archived)
# you put it so beautifully
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 15:00, archived)
# it's the voice of experience
; )
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 15:05, archived)
# bahn banh bahn it's the unterbahn
or something
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 14:48, archived)
# it is
but it's the unter-something bahn
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 15:06, archived)
# Is that German...
...for Bermondsey?
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 14:35, archived)
# I
lived in Bermondsey for six whole months when I first moved here.... what a hole. After that, I found South African's positively liberal.
(I helped save b3ta! packetslut, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 14:44, archived)
# I quite
like the tube station
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 14:49, archived)
# Oi!!
That's my manor you're talking about!!

We in Bermondsey will recognise you by your liberal stench, so if you ever return: Watch Your Back.

(We can't be arsed to go to South Africa, cos we keep getting sent home on the flight for being drunk)
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 14:49, archived)