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# UN Security Council
Every minute of every day, someone, somewhere is watching porn.

(I helped save b3ta! garyturner, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 22:40, archived)
# ...and I thought it was an episode
of Futurama...

[It looks like Bender the Robot dunnit... or is it just me...?]

what does that say about me really...please, don't say...
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 22:42, archived)
# It is just you...
It is.
(I helped save b3ta! garyturner, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 22:47, archived)
# bender
where?

cant see it
(I helped save b3ta! The Barn death and angels save us all, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 22:49, archived)
# i can see
what you mean...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 22:58, archived)
# Yay.
Thank god.
Nice to know you're on the same wavelength as SirSandGoblin........arf arf.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 23:08, archived)
# they use me
for medical tests.
If you're on tthe same wavelength as me you have serious problems.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 23:10, archived)
# I know.
On both counts.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 23:14, archived)
# *snicker*
Woo, but should that be a linky?

Spacefish (I ask one more time in the hope that you're here this time), do you have that poem?
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 22:43, archived)
# I think it would have to be quite an eagle eyed boss
to spot that.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 22:48, archived)
# I know
I just want to see that poem again.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 22:52, archived)
# I haven't seen the poem
is it a NSFW poem?
Show me the poem!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 22:55, archived)
# I'd quote the words
but it's just not as funny. It was advice on when your post should be a linky, made by Spacefish.

Unfortunately, the post I saw it in got killed for - wait for it - being NSFW.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 22:56, archived)
# I found
the poem, but the original post was deleted, so it's a bit hard to spazz. don't know where sfish's pic is...

"are you confused about a post of yours?
should it be a linky?
the answer's yes if it contains
bush, knockers or a winky."
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 22:59, archived)
# Its not really knockers.
its bender. honest.
(I helped save b3ta! garyturner, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 23:13, archived)
# that's
stouffer's, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 23:15, archived)